I have so much procrastinating to do today | Sarcastic SVG
No coffee no workie | funny office mug SVG
Coffee because it's too early for wine | funny coffee svg
Day drinking from a mug to keep things professional
All of my pants are sassy
I'm not drunk I'm filled with the holiday spirit | Xmas SVG
I am not lazy I am physically conservative
I don't know I just work here | funny office mug SVG
Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it|funny work SVG
Classy Sassy and a little bit gassy
Coffee because it's too early for beer | funny coffee svg
Another 8 hours pretending to work | funny office svg
First I drink the coffee then I do the things | Coffee svg
I'm not a hot mess I'm a spicy disaster
Relax I've got a spreadsheet for this | funny office svg
Savage not Average
I believe in annoyed at first sight
Cubicle Sweet Cubicle | funny office svg
Indoorsy
Sarcasm the body's natural defence against stupidity
I don't take orders I can barely take a hint
I'm allergic to stupidity I break out in sarcasm
I am not rude I am frugally polite
Live Laugh Leave me alone
Love that for you
I drink coffee for your protection | funny coffee svg
You don't have to be crazy to work here we'll train you
Sarcasm just one of the many services I offer
Sassy since birth
Resectfully I don't care
I hope you drown in the mainstream
I'm not feeling very worky today
Another meeting that could have been an email
The answer is nope
I can't people today
A group of people is called no thanks